Yesterday I posted a love note to my secret valentine. She loved it. I loved her for loving it.
And then I found out I had the wrong valentine. And BohemienneDC two. (Not that there’s anything wrong with having two valentines. I hear you get double the chocolate that way. Interestingly, a double valentine very rarely leads to double the Tiffany. In case you were wondering.)
Still, I think poor Rebecca Behrens got the shaft. I mean, she woke up on February 14 expecting a love note and … nothing. I bet she feels like the kid in kindergarten who eats paste and never gets any Valentine’s Day cards. So, Rebecca, enjoy some kissing animals for V-Day:
Also, I would just like to point out that at one point in her life Rebecca wanted to be a fly girl on In Living Color. R.Beccs (can I call your fly girl younger self that?), Happy Valentine’s Day.