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Friday, January 27, 2012

Query Mad Libs: The Reveal

The other day I asked you guys to play along with a game of Query Mad Libs. You left words in the comments, and I picked one set to reveal to you today. So here’s Crystal Schubert’s office supply–inspired query, my friends. If you want to add your words to the query instead, look for your comment here and then replace the words in bold. Have fun!

Dear curly agent,

Seventeen-year-old Adrianna has everything she’s ever wanted—a bed-ridden boyfriend, infested friends, and a spot on her varsity soccer squad. That is, until her workaholic trumpets move her to Middle of Nowhere, Pacific Northwest. Now she’s the new girl and majorly peeved at the local kids’ choice of cheap brassiere over Gucci.

But everything changes when she meets Tristan, the super below freezing loner with orange eyes and a sodden smirk. He’s the only caplet who hasn’t looked at her twice, which makes her even more interested in him. Even though Tristan is closed off, he opens up after she flirts with him 72 times in a row. As the pair get to know each other, egregious things start to happen. Quickly, Adrianna is gorgeous, fast, and telepathic. It’s not until she notices Tristan sitting outside her foyer 12 nights in a row that she realize she’s in love with him.

When hunting dog hunters come to town looking for her new boyfriend, Leigh knows something’s due north. But could Tristan be highlighted? Though she has her doubts, Leigh knows that the family crest she feels for him is real—and he’s in calculator. Using her superpowers, Leigh must track the hunters before they skitter her true love. If she doesn’t succeed, he may not be the only one to infuriate. Her bottle is on the line, too.

My High Fantasy young adult novel, Pride & Prejudice, is complete at 27 words. I think you’ll plop the way it mixes tape dispenser with mailbox, similar to your client’s book Moby Dick.

Sincerely,
Crystal

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

RTW: In Which I Create a Scene from The Mortal Instruments: Crossed

Road Trip Wednesday is a blog carnival, where YA Highway’s contributors and readers post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody’s take on the topic.

This week’s prompt was: Pick two of your favorite YA characters and write a dialogue between them.

I thought for a moment about the hilarious encounter that would happen between Lestat and Edward, but I figured that would be cheating since Lestat isn’t from a YA book. Sorry to tell you there will be no Vamp War today on the blog. I know, you’re crushed.

Instead, I picked Jace Wayland from Cassandra Clare’s Mortal Instruments series and Cassia from Ally Condie’s Matched trilogy. If you’ve read the books, you know that Jace can act like a douchebag most of the time. Sorry, but that’s the best word I could come up with. He’s confident, sarcastic, is always in the middle of the action—plus, he’s hot and knows it. Cassia, on the other hand, is introspective, a poet, and doesn’t really do much action adventuring.

So I thought, what would happen if Cassia and Jace got to talking? Here’s the encounter, told from Cassia’s point of view:


I stood at the fork in the road. To my left, the dust the horses had turned up settled back into the ground. Brown leaves swirled in the fierce wind. My father would be waiting for me at the end of the road, ready to bring me to the Watcher. Ready to sell my happiness for enough silver to save the farm. I stepped away from the downtrodden path.

“I’ll just wait here in the freezing wind while you contemplate your impending doom, no problem.” I turned to the second path where Jace stood, clothed in black Shadowhunter gear, with his hands on his hips.

I sighed and joined him, rubbing my thumb over the worn parchment in my pocket. “Okay, I’ll go with you.”

“Usually when a girl says that there’s some groping involved,” he said, arching one eyebrow. My cheeks burned. This was right, Jace and me. I could feel it in my skin, the way it heated despite the chill. It had been this way since we’d met at the tower. That day, the setting sun had just dipped below the horizon when he walked through the gate, all muscle and blond hair. We didn’t speak, but I felt his green eyes pierce me. I knew he felt it, too.

And now we were here, on a path trod by so few. Just like the poem said. I pulled the parchment from my pocket. 
“Two roads diverged in yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood”
“Remember that dagger I showed you earlier?” Jace asked before I could finish reading the first stanza.

“Of course.”

“I’d rather drag it across my forehead than hear another line of that poem,” he said, glaring at me. “And you know how much I love my face.”

I huffed. Of course Jace wouldn’t take the poem seriously. There were three things he cared most about and all of them were Jace Wayland. “But I was just getting to this part—”

“The part where we finally make out?”

“And why would we do that when you’ve done nothing but insult me for half a mile?” It was strange how even now he shone like the sun. I held him with my stare as if looking away would break this moment into pieces.

“Because of my wit, charm, and rugged good looks?”

“I think your dark soul does more to repel me,” I lied and hoped he assumed my cheeks were rosy from the cold. “This happens to be one of the Old, lost for centuries. It’s probably one of the most important documents I’ll ever touch.”

“By all means, don’t let me stop you from this momentous occasion,” Jace said. “I’m sure high school students everywhere are heartbroken to never have had a pop quiz on this particular work of art.”

I smiled. Even his incessant sarcasm made me melt. “I thought I’d miss my home, coming here with you. But I think it’s like the poem said:  I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. You’re my home, Jace. I took a breath. His lips rose into a smirk that made my heart race. “I love you.”

Jace stopped short. “Well that’s unfortunate, considering my dark soul lacks the depth to truly love.”

Aaand it goes on from there. Spoiler: They don’t end up together. Which two YA characters would you like to see face off?

By the way, I’ll be posting the Mad Libs query on Friday, so stay tuned.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Query Mad Libs



About a week ago, I was chitchatting with Erin Bowman and Amy Garvey on Twitter and had one of those Aha! moments that really require a self-illuminating light bulb to appear directly over my head. Because I thought of something super fun to do with you guys.

It is not playing Internet Twister. (Though if someone has an idea of how that might work I’d gladly put my right foot on red to see it.)

It is not playing “Never Have I Ever” via vlog posts. (Though, again, I’d most definitely watch yours.)

And, despite the fact that this sounds awesome and is also something teen me totally would have done, it is not pulling pranks on unsuspecting people while videotaping them for YouTube. (Do not count me out of this one just yet. Also, watch your back.)

Nope, the Fun Thing We’re Going to Do That Probably Seems Less Fun Thanks to All of My Hype is Mad Libs. But not just any Mad Libs—QUERY MAD LIBS.

Not only will I chose a random commenter and use their words in the query I’ve created, I won’t stop any of you from using this query when e-mailing agents. (That said, I highly suggest filling in the blanks with your own words, just so it makes sense with your project. See? I always cover ALL my bases.)

So, here’s what I need from you today (I promise it only looks like a lot—picking words off the top of your head goes quickly):

Adjective
Age
Girl’s name
Adjective
Adjective
Sport
Plural noun
Geographical location
Item of clothing
Designer label
Boy’s name
Temperature
Color
Adjective
Noun
Number
Adjective
Adverb ending in –ly
Adjective
Part of a house
Number
Noun
Noun
Direction
Adjective
Noun
Verb
Verb
Noun
Genre
Title
Number
Verb
Noun
Noun
Title
Your name

Leave your words in the comments and I’ll reveal the query later this week.

Also, you see those illustrations on the Mad Libs photo above? They look a lot like my dad, who is the human version of the glasses, nose, and mustache disguise. No joke. I'll have to show you photo proof some time.

Monday, January 16, 2012

It's Official


I always fear a title like this one’s going to give people such high expectations of my news. Like, “It’s official, I sold my house!” Or, “It’s official, I sold my book!”

Yeah, this is not that.* Sorry.

But don’t click away just yet.

(Hi! I like you, so you should stay. Also, it’s Monday and that means it’s Cute Animal Day, which I just made up but hope you will appreciate anyway.)


A lot of you have been asking about the Fall Book Club. I thought I’d get some facts straight.
  1. It’s winter.
  2. Therefore, the Fall Book Club has been terminated.
  3. It will not be back.
  4. HOWEVER
  5. I’ll be hosting a YA Book Club on this blog year-round.
  6. Yes, this is basically the Fall Book Club with a name change.
The book club will be starting back up for February, so you can expect news on the book pick soon.

If you’ve never joined the book club but are curious, click Book Club in the menu above. There’s no limit on the number of people who can join because it’s held here—right on the Internet and on your blog. Which is to say, I’d love for you to participate.

Finally, the new name called for a new button, so feel free to trash your fall ones and grab this instead:

Words on Paper

Get the code:

What would you like to read for the February book? (Books should be published by Feb. 1, 2012 so that members have a full month to read.) Leave your suggestions in the comments!

*Though I do have something fun planned for you later this week. And now I shall be annoying and make you wait for more info.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Your (Awesome) Story About Creepy Children



Oh man.

When I posted the photos of two creepy children on Monday and asked you to build on one another’s story in the comments I figured we’d get something good. I had no idea it would be this awesome.

No, seriously. I put all of your comments together and read it over. I was like:



 Mind. Blow.

Also, I’d really like to read more of this book. We may have to continue this at a later date because WHERE ARE THEY TAKING HER? WHO ARE THESE KIDS?

Ahem. Anyway, I just wanted to say Go You! What an beautifully written story you’ve created.

So here’s the story. Enjoy!

They know when you’re going to die.

They’ve always known it. Since the moment you were ripped from your mother’s uterus, screaming as a rush of air hit your lungs for the first time. They knew when the baby in the next room would die, too. That’s what they do.

Don’t ask how. That’s part of the magic. It has nothing to do with how they look you in the eye, staring with leaden pupils like they can see your soul. It has nothing to do with how they rest a hand on your shoulder, either, a snow white palm against your skin. They do all these things to amuse themselves. It is part of a show, a performance, a production of falsities.

Their voices are like the first snow, a shock of cold, a whisper weight that soaks into the skin. You don’t want to hear them, but even when you shut your eyes, focus on the roaring in your ears, the words ice your blood. 

They don’t need to speak to each other.

I have never seen them until now. Today is the day I die and they wait for me. My lungs gasp for air, my skin feels icy and my heart thumps, still trying to fight. My heart does not realize what I did when I glanced at them. I know I reached the end. I am only 16 and the eerie creatures are taking me where they always knew I belonged.

The horned girl leans against my leg and a cold breeze tickles my ankle. She beckons me with one raised finger. I swallow hard, even as I lean toward her.

“Midnight,” she whispers.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Why Being a Book Nerd is Wicked Cool

Guys. I just felt all sorts of love for this video when I saw it the other day so I thought I’d post it here in case you haven’t had the pleasure of watching it.


Also, Monday’s prompt is still open. So far you guys have a really great story going. For anyone who hasn’t yet added a sentence or two, click here to play along. I’ll post the whole story—or as much as we have—for everyone to read. (In other words, LOOK! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!)

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

RTW: Call Me Tracey

Road Trip Wednesday is a blog carnival, where YA Highway’s contributors and readers post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody’s take on the topic.

This week’s prompt was: What would your pseudonym be?

You know, I grew up kind of hating my name. (I’ve mentioned this once or twice, haven’t I?) The thing is, being called Tracy when you obviously have an E in there gets tiring. I’ve considered removing the E from money from time to time and seeing how everyone else likes missing letters, but misspellings annoy me too much.

(And if you find a misspelling in this blog post, please assume it was on purpose even though we both know it totally wasn’t. I like to present an air of perfection, as inaccurate as that may be.)

Anyhow, I’ve always thought about first names that I would have preferred. I’m pretty sure I’d be super sophisticated and gorgeous if my parents had named me Sophia. Also, I’d tell people to call me Sophie when I was feeling particularly adorable.

But as much as I love that name and as rocky a relationship with Tracey as I’ve had, I think I’d stick with what my momma gave me.

And then I’d change my last name. Not that Neithercott is terrible (Hi, husband! I like your last name) and neither was my maiden name, Giordano.

But I’ve always loved my grandmother’s maiden name, Thayer. Even as a child I wished my name were Tracey Thayer. As a kid, I imagined that would be my Hollywood name. Well, that little fantasy petered out, so I supposed it could double as a pen name.

Oh, but if I were ever a spy, which is really the main thing I aspire to in this life, I’d go with something funner, like Lana Black (aka The Snake). I would also wear skin-tight leather and hide ten guns all over my body. You would be very afraid. Also, youd find me irresistible, which would help me do whatever spy thingy I needed to do.

Imagine this, but a female. And made of skin and organs instead of plastic:


That, my friends, is Lana Black.

What would your pseudonym be?

Friday, January 6, 2012

Creepy Children and a Writing Prompt



So the other day I came across these creepy photos and thought, “These belong in a novel somewhere.” Then I started thinking of a million stories that could include these eerie children. And THEN I thought that you guys might appreciate the mind-flexing opportunity to brainstorm some stories.

Here it goes, your writing prompt: Who are these children?

Use the comments to build on one another’s story. So the first person will leave a sentence or two and the next person will add to the first person’s story—and so on and so forth until we’ve proven just what wonderful brainstormers we all are.

I’ll go first: They know when you’re going to die.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

RTW: The Writing Retreat


Road Trip Wednesday is a blog carnival, where YA Highway’s contributors and readers post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody’s take on the topic.

This week’s prompt was: Describe your dream writing retreat. Where would you go? Who and what would you bring?

Here’s what I’m thinking: I wouldn’t want to visit a city lest I be tempted by culture and delicious food to give up writing and tour the place. I wouldn’t want to visit the remote woodlands of this or any other country because, hello, girls always get killed when they’re all alone in the middle of nowhere. Still, I don’t think shutting myself up in an ugly, boring (yet moderately populated) place would be my ideal writing retreat, either.

So I’d pick a gorgeous land that would inspire writing but could also keep me away from civilization if the temptation to sightsee happened to sink its talons into me. My pick: the Irish countryside.





Oh, and where should this retreat take place? Why, in a castle of course. (You said dream, didn’t you?)




You’re all welcome to join. I have a feeling there’d be plenty of room. Well be going when the airs crisp so we could write outside or at the top of a cliff, bundled in wool sweaters with the wind beating our hair against our faces.


Where would you go on your dream writing retreat? (Or, on your dream retreat of any kind?)